Archie Week Continues to Run Off the Rails...

I now know that Jughead has masterminded this whole ugly weekend and is happily getting his gratification for a job well done.

Damn you, Jughead Jones.

Damn you.

Archie Weekend: Archie Wants His Delicious Wiener in Your Mouth...

Oh, Lord.
He's advertising now.
'Swift's Horndogs'?
It has to stop.
Also, it looks like Jughead and Veronica have joined the movement!
Jug may have his own 'movement de jour' from the looks of his eyelids.
Veronica looks a bit anxious to get started.
At least the weekend is nearly over, folks.

Archie Weekend: The Buck Stops Here...

In his psychedelic haze, Archie has loosened up and changed his mind about juggling dates and keeping secrets.
About time, Andrews!

Does A Cat Have A Climbing Gear? Archie Weekend Continues...

Oh, Archie.  Your drug-fueled, hormone-driven self is headed for trouble...

Reggie Gives Moose the Finger...

I do NOT want to know where that rigid digit is going.

Um...He does mean the GUY Moose, right?
Not a real...
Never mind.