Please Help Archie Andrews...

Wait.

What exactly is that subscription box covering up?

Mr. Lodge you can't do this.

Lower the boy and we won't shoot.

Archie Weekend Over. Minor Casualties.

Well, this may not be a direct result of Archie Weekend, but who knows?
Archie has a huge storyline coming up in his own comic.
Guess where he's headed:

Yep.
Arch is headed for the great Choc'lit Shoppe in the sky.
Check out all reputable comic news sources for the sordid details.
R.I.P Archie Andrews.

Archie Comics Weekend Kicks Off With Leifeld-Inspired Pureheart...

 Really glad this 1994 version of the Superheroic Archie gang didn't last.  Someone was reading too much Marvel at the time.
They look downright evil!