Archie Comics Weekend Kicks Off With Leifeld-Inspired Pureheart...

 Really glad this 1994 version of the Superheroic Archie gang didn't last.  Someone was reading too much Marvel at the time.
They look downright evil!

Ever Lovin' Blue-eyed Thing Has Rocky Relationship with Spider-Man...

BUT...IT'S NOT...ROCK TONGUE = BOULDER BREATH...YUCK...

NEAT-O?

YOU GAVE UP MARY JANE FOR THIS???!  STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!

NEAT-O?????!!!!

So many things wrong-can't process-spiders hiding under rocks-dogs sleeping with cats - ANARCHY SAYS I!!

DO NOT ASK HIM TO SMASH A BOX!

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO POOR ALICIA!