Ever Lovin' Blue-eyed Thing Has Rocky Relationship with Spider-Man...

BUT...IT'S NOT...ROCK TONGUE = BOULDER BREATH...YUCK...

NEAT-O?

YOU GAVE UP MARY JANE FOR THIS???!  STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!

NEAT-O?????!!!!

So many things wrong-can't process-spiders hiding under rocks-dogs sleeping with cats - ANARCHY SAYS I!!

DO NOT ASK HIM TO SMASH A BOX!

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO POOR ALICIA!

Panels and Pages - Beware 14 1953

LOVE AMERICAN STYLE!

Now kiddies, let's take notes: if your potential love interest wants something, GET IT!
With the dedication this man has to making this hookup happen, the relationship is sure to last!