BATMAN'S GOT SOMETHING YOU DON'T (USE SINGSONG VOICE WHEN READING)

 Batman is very, very proud of his diamond-studded Bat-Badge!

SPIDER-MAN SEEKS FASHION ADVICE!

 Now be honest, does this costume make my ass look fat?

CAPTAIN MARVEL MAKES AN OBSERVATION!

What's the biggie, piggy?  Happens to me ALL the time! Bet the book is "All About Pearls"!!