Archie Weekend Over. Minor Casualties.

Well, this may not be a direct result of Archie Weekend, but who knows?
Archie has a huge storyline coming up in his own comic.
Guess where he's headed:

Yep.
Arch is headed for the great Choc'lit Shoppe in the sky.
Check out all reputable comic news sources for the sordid details.
R.I.P Archie Andrews.

Archie Week Continues to Run Off the Rails...

I now know that Jughead has masterminded this whole ugly weekend and is happily getting his gratification for a job well done.

Damn you, Jughead Jones.

Damn you.

Archie Weekend: Archie Wants His Delicious Wiener in Your Mouth...

Oh, Lord.
He's advertising now.
'Swift's Horndogs'?
It has to stop.
Also, it looks like Jughead and Veronica have joined the movement!
Jug may have his own 'movement de jour' from the looks of his eyelids.
Veronica looks a bit anxious to get started.
At least the weekend is nearly over, folks.

Archie Weekend: The Buck Stops Here...

In his psychedelic haze, Archie has loosened up and changed his mind about juggling dates and keeping secrets.
About time, Andrews!

Does A Cat Have A Climbing Gear? Archie Weekend Continues...

Oh, Archie.  Your drug-fueled, hormone-driven self is headed for trouble...

Archie Weekend Continues by Way of Police Academy...

Look at Weatherbee.
He's all: "You came up for that?"

Archie Weekend Continues...

What could ever become of this sad, sad situation?
Keep following Archie Weekend posts!
It's gonna be a loooong weekend.

Archie Comics Weekend Kicks Off With Leifeld-Inspired Pureheart...

 Really glad this 1994 version of the Superheroic Archie gang didn't last.  Someone was reading too much Marvel at the time.
They look downright evil!

SHA-ZAY-UM! Billy Batson Goes To The Doctor...

THIS IS JUST TOO CREEPY FOR WORDS!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
PUT THAT SHEET DOWN!
DOCTOR'S NAME IS WHAT!?
LOOK AT THEIR FACES!
SOMETHING HAPPENED HERE!
KNOCKED OUT BY A FALL?
RRIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

Superman Takes Care of Robin...

See, Robin?  Everything is okay now that Superman has...

WHATTHEWHATNOW?

Batwoman's First Costume Idea...

...did not go so well.

Her second wasn't so hot, either.


















Third time's the charm!

What?
You didn't think I meant that New 52 wannabe didja?

Ever Lovin' Blue-eyed Thing Has Rocky Relationship with Spider-Man...

BUT...IT'S NOT...ROCK TONGUE = BOULDER BREATH...YUCK...

NEAT-O?

YOU GAVE UP MARY JANE FOR THIS???!  STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!

NEAT-O?????!!!!

So many things wrong-can't process-spiders hiding under rocks-dogs sleeping with cats - ANARCHY SAYS I!!

DO NOT ASK HIM TO SMASH A BOX!

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO POOR ALICIA!