Archie Week Continues to Run Off the Rails...

I now know that Jughead has masterminded this whole ugly weekend and is happily getting his gratification for a job well done.

Damn you, Jughead Jones.

Damn you.

Archie Weekend: Archie Wants His Delicious Wiener in Your Mouth...

Oh, Lord.
He's advertising now.
'Swift's Horndogs'?
It has to stop.
Also, it looks like Jughead and Veronica have joined the movement!
Jug may have his own 'movement de jour' from the looks of his eyelids.
Veronica looks a bit anxious to get started.
At least the weekend is nearly over, folks.

Reggie Gives Moose the Finger...

I do NOT want to know where that rigid digit is going.

Um...He does mean the GUY Moose, right?
Not a real...
Never mind.

Jughead's a Jerk...

That guy in the water was me.  It never went to trial because I was in the hospital for so long.
I hate you Jughead.
And I'm coming for you.