Robin is not Gay...

However, Alfred is flaming and needs a little help in the hook-up department every now and then.

S.O.L.

Hey, I thought Batman was a creature of the night! 
So...what, a nice stack of pancakes at IHOP and a stiff O.J. puts you in the mood to smack criminal buttock?
What happens if I get mugged around lunch?

I'll keep a biscuit handy so as to keep you at your fighting best.